February 2012
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Mum cried during Reichenbach with me.
Dad laughed at us.
Pretty Grimm Ones Too: I just find it so funny... →
cambi-2-0:
zetasandsatellites:
God I hadn’t even noticed this. If this was deliberately planned then, to the programmer I say “well played sir” and it also shows that we Aussies are a deeply twisted, sarcastic and potentially emotionally stunned nationality. But then again, what…
The fact that I’m watching it makes this just so much more special.
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One minute into The Reichenbach Fall:
Mum: Honey, are you crying?
Dad: She's crying, why?
Mum: I think it's because Sherlock has a nice voice.
Me: I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS FOR THIS SHOW.
t92marihoene:
littlestarlolo:
ezios-vitals:
...
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Hear Benedict say "fuck"
ASDFGH: Altair/Wall →
molto-bene-on-my-pene:
sillypepper:
This is my new otp. I think this might be the last one for tonight. XD Is it bad that I wrote all of this with a straight face?
This was something that Altair had wanted for a long time. He knew he had to be patient and wait for the right moment, but it had been so long. This was nothing more…
Oh my god, you made a picture? Oh let me love you
This is...
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lieutenantfai:
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
#desmond...
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Fuck Ro Dah
strangah:
destination-sustainability:
Dropped my controller just as I entered The Bee and Barb. 50 bodies hit the wall. 2000 gold fine.
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Me: Mum can I go to the library today?
Mum: Sure, who are you going with?
Me: Alone, I want to focus on studying.
Mum: Oh my god. You're meeting up with someone aren't you?
Me: That's the opposite -
Mum: This is very suspicious.
Me: Wait study -
Mum: I think you're up to something.
Me: But -
Mum: Why are you doing this? Is there something wrong?
Me: I just want to study.
Mum: Lies.
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
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School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
ohlookalamppost:
wherethefuckismegwhite:
kermitthefrrog:
So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her.
I sent her this gif on accident.
why am i laughing so hard why am i crying
IT’S BACK AND STILL HILARIOUS.
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
me picking up a game i haven't played in a while
me: awesome time to continue my awesome journey
me: *turns console on*
me:
me:
me:
me: where am i who is this what was i doing
Yuseef, dount lick dat bo-
eziorants:
“Deer Seester,
Todai was…..a leetle awkword.
I was a waulkeeng thru de crouds en de market, and saw a dumbo guard.
…Hokai, what da fook do dey teech des guards.
I threw a bomb A STRAUIGHT A EN HEES A FACE.
When et esploded, he say “ooooh, I wondur where a dat came froom oooh”
….I dink Consta…Consti…dis place es de preskewl for a de guards.
Butt im knot gonna lie, es funi as...
samwinchestersdimples:
i ship johnlock so fucking hard man
me: Does anyone want to hang out?
friend:
friend:
friend:
tumblr: I do
refrigerator: me too
assassin's creed: me three
sketchbook: me four
my favourite outdoor activity is going back inside
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There’s a guy who lives in my apartment who looks kinda like Malik.
normal people: oh look, he's so cute and he's only three years older than me, nbd!
me: he is so fucking perfect and he's only like thirty five to forty years older then me. that could totally work.
Man
halluucinate:
Ryuk never fails to freak the shit out of me ..
WAIT YOU WATCH DEATH NOTE.
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
COME HERE SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT SHINIGAMIS AND KILLING PEOPLE WITH NOTEBOOKS
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"suns" upside down is still "suns"
castianity:
staying-alive-is-so-boring:
iwillbeyourgoal:
what if you had never joined tumblr
think about that
think of all the people you’d never have met
think of all the shows and movies you’d never have watched
#I was so alone #and I owe you so much
#it gripped me tight and raised me from perdition #and told me #you deserve a place to have 100 pages dedicated to two fictional...
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DEAR ALL FANDOMS.
Listen to this song, look...