December 2011
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Oh god my brother almost found all of my gay assassin porn. THIS IS MORE SCARY THAN ANY HORROR I HAVE EVER WATCHED.
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sourcechelseawoosh: in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
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can-i-have-a-shirley-templar: Altair was actually demoted back to a novice because Al Mualim walked in on him masturbating
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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datass-assin: ezioauditoredelalala: knights-templar: Have you ever just sat there and thought about how weird words sound? Yes all the time Especially when you say them over and over again
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p0tat0s: cosplayando: Cosplay sugerido por: destroyedties  … … …  GIMMIE Please let me have them.
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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can-i-have-a-shirley-templar: Altair is afraid of water because he once had a dream that he was drowning in Malik’s semen OOOH MY GODDDDD.
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Shooting Stars With Shotguns: I AM CONTRIBUTING TO... →
iiidjits: nerdishh: Tumblr used to be the cool kid in school. He had his followers, the people who would stand by him, no matter what. He liked that, that feeling of power. And for a long while, it remained unchallenged. But then he came. Missing e strolled in to school with all…
Dec 30th
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Oh whoops, looks like I ship tumblr/missing e now. Get ready for the fanart and fanfic guys because this is all beautiful.
Dec 30th
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Life as I would see it.: wakingthegoldenwood:... →
wakingthegoldenwood: “Stop fighting this,” e whispered, gently stroking a finger down the side of tumblr’s cheek. He flinched, but didn’t recoil as vehemently as e had expected, so he continued, rubbing soothing patterns onto the familiar blue skin. “Don’t you see? We’re meant to be…
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nhiwi: 4thjuly1996: i don’t have ships i have a fucking naval fleet  #more ships than the spanish armada
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today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now or go...
burnintotheground: beeeleenn: I reblog this just because of the gifs.  i don’t fucking care if it’s saturday here, these gifs are beautiful.
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novice-city: can-i-have-a-shirley-templar: The Masyaf Keys are actually Altair’s cock rings dsa0djwkjskgjksegh OH SHIT /DYING
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hoshaway: like 75% of my followers never like or reblog any of my posts they’re just sitting there watching i know who you are
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keyscock: if I follow you; I really look up to you, I guess and I love your blog. if you follow me; I’m really thankful to have you and I love you for sticking with me. if we follow each other and talk; it means we’re fuck buddies, that’s just the way things are. if we follow each other and don’t talk; we really should start so we can get to the fucking.
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imagine if you called a wrong number, and the...
probabilityofpsychosis: molto-bene-on-my-pene: xxcoolstorybroxx: “Hi, Mom?” “No, this is Tom Felton” *DEAD* OR IF A CELEBRITY CALLED A WRONG NUMBER, AND THE PERSON THEY CALLED WAS YOU. -Hey, babe.  -Who’s this? -Who’s this? -Danny Wallace. Who’re you? -dfghjkl;cvgbhjmk,l;\ OMG THAT ^
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Wait, I don't get it.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT’S THE LAST DAY OF THE YEAR? TODAY IS SATURDAY AND YET YESTERDAY WAS NOT FRIDAY, IN FACT I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER IT WAS WEDNESDAY. 
Dec 30th
lt-alenko asked: omg you're mad at lucy too, can we be mad together
Dec 29th
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash.
Teacher : Get out.
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can-i-have-a-shirley-templar: >laptop charger starts making weird sound FUCK GET IT AWAY IT’S GOING TO BLOW UP AND CATCH ON FIRE
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I am fangirling so hard. Ubisoft totally ships...
mikeliterous: In 1476 Leonardo Da Vinci was arrested for sodomy at the age of 24 with a 17 year old. Assassins Creed: 2 was set in the year 1476 and Ezio was 17
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Reblog if your penis is enchanted.
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NICOLE!
accioassassin: mysterycereal: accioassassin: mysterycereal: accioassassin: mysterycereal: accioassassin: mysterycereal: accioassassin: Just do this. c: BUT I’M SO FUCKING ANGRY AT HER.
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NICOLE!
accioassassin: mysterycereal: accioassassin: mysterycereal: accioassassin: mysterycereal: accioassassin: Just do this. c: BUT I’M SO FUCKING ANGRY AT HER.
Dec 29th
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I am so angry at Lucy right now.
FUCK EVERYTHING.
Dec 29th
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NICOLE!
accioassassin: mysterycereal: accioassassin: mysterycereal: accioassassin: Just do this. c: BUT I’M SO FUCKING ANGRY AT HER.
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